3000s:

all my followers are brought in to me in a little blanket carried by a stork

hectocotyli-everywhere:

recoil-operated:

themysticdreambouquet:

entethedragonduck:

cerastes:

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?”
And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?”
And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?”
And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!”
And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

This is how human anatomy should be taught

domhnallgleescn:

when ur 5 minutes late feeding the cat

justlittlefrogthings:

Hold This Ritual Daggers I Promise Nothing Bad Going Happen Bro

fremblem:

I enjoy the fact that aang refuses to kill is more rooted in “im 12 and a monk” and less to do with “if i kill im just as bad”

rosieosithis:

cheesecake factory

there-is-still-some-liquor-left:

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn’t look like any spider i’ve ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

are you sure it’s a spider?

yes i am it looks like this

oh that’s a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren’t poisonous.

why is it in my room

and why do you know what it tastes like

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

nom nom.

what

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

why was your solution to eat them

i mean, no one else was gonna.